Risk and Whisk: A Clueless Baker's Journey
Step into the floury world of choux, where chaos reigns and laughter ensues. In this journey of a clumsy baker, expect a delightful blend of silliness and passion, as we navigate my trials and triumphs of mastering the art of pastry perfection.
RHYME AND MISCHIEF
6/13/20231 min read
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In my kitchen, I embark, a brave and clueless fool,
To conquer the choux mysteries, with skills as sharp as a tool.
With fancy French techniques, I wade into chaos unknown,
A baking adventure that truly tests what I've sewn.
I start with an elegant recipe, so refined and precise,
But each step I read, bewildered, like headless mice.
Whisking eggs with caution, praying they won't curdle,
A dance with danger, a baking tightrope hurdle.
Butter and water mix, colliding with a clumsy grace,
Creating a bubbling cauldron, a caramelized embrace.
Flour joins the party, a magician's grand illusion,
Turning liquid to solid, in a baking confusion.
I pipe the dough like a Picasso on trays,
Abstract masterpieces, leaving bakers in a daze.
But the challenges I face in the oven's heated breath,
Will they rise like proud soufflés or meet a sad, doughy death?
And as the craquelin discs make their grand debut,
I hope they bring elegance, to rescue me from the stew.
Coffee and hazelnut cream, a filling so divine,
Dreaming of a masterpiece, while praying it aligns.
Yet amidst the chaos and mess, I curse myself anew,
Like a hangover's remorse, after a wild night's brew.
"I'll never bake this again!" I declare with a sigh,
But deep down, I know it's a sweet addiction I can't deny.
For the joy it brings when others taste my creation,
Their faces light up, a sweet moment of elation.
Through clumsy hands, I bring smiles and sweet delight,
A labour of love, even if it's a comical sight.
In the end, the chaos of choux brings laughter's cheer,
A whimsical journey that brings delight to those near.
So here's to the choux, with its twists and quirks,
A sweet adventure that always leaves us with smirks!
Thanks for reading!
Ghazal Diani